2-28-08

Today I bought some shoes at the mall, but I had to buy a extra one because I only have one foot.

1-22-08

Today I went to my friends birthday and people thought I was the food. It's a good thing I don't taste good.

12-16-07

Today I was looking for a house to buy with the prize money I got fron the beauty contest. I found a underwater house and I decided to buy it. It's a 100 bedroom and 2 baths with a pool table.

12-4-07

Today I was in a beauty contest for dudes and I saw all kinds of snails that are different colrs than me. I won because I'm so good lookin'.

11-30-07

Today at the track I raced a rabbit around the track and I won!!!!!!!!!!Yayyyy!!!!!!
He beat me out of the gate but he fell asleep halfway around the track so I passed him and won. Then me and my friend went clubbin' to celebrate.

Thanksgiving

Today we had a thanksgiving dinner and I tried to eat the seeds in some fruit but I couldn't chew it because I don't have any teeth. The food was good.

11-13-07

Today I went to the gym and lifted about 3 times my weight. I beat everybody in the weightlifting contest.

11-1-07

Last night I went trick-or-treating and had fun until a bully catapillar came and stole all my candy. But I foamed up and I scared him away.

10-18-07

Today I went on vacation to Death Valley because I have never been there before. While I was snailing my way through the place I started to dry up. Good thing I brought water to keep moist.

9-29-07

Today is my birthday and my family surprised me with new sunglasses. They are the customized and say Mc Snails. Then me and my friend went clubbin and got wasted off of leaves and water. Today was fun.