2-28-08

Today I bought some shoes at the mall, but I had to buy a extra one because I only have one foot.

1-22-08

Today I went to my friends birthday and people thought I was the food. It's a good thing I don't taste good.

12-16-07

Today I was looking for a house to buy with the prize money I got fron the beauty contest. I found a underwater house and I decided to buy it. It's a 100 bedroom and 2 baths with a pool table.

12-4-07

Today I was in a beauty contest for dudes and I saw all kinds of snails that are different colrs than me. I won because I'm so good lookin'.

11-30-07

Today at the track I raced a rabbit around the track and I won!!!!!!!!!!Yayyyy!!!!!!
He beat me out of the gate but he fell asleep halfway around the track so I passed him and won. Then me and my friend went clubbin' to celebrate.

Thanksgiving

Today we had a thanksgiving dinner and I tried to eat the seeds in some fruit but I couldn't chew it because I don't have any teeth. The food was good.

11-13-07

Today I went to the gym and lifted about 3 times my weight. I beat everybody in the weightlifting contest.